The following are different answers given by school-age children to
questions about their mom:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
3. Mostly to clean the house.
4. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair &everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
How did your mom meet your dad?
1. My mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.
2. Mom said her friends hooked her up to meet dad, but I don't know
what they hooked her up to.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to
drugs and YES to chores.
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a
lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
4. Mom said because love is blind.
What makes a real woman?
1. It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.
2. You have to know how to be mean sometimes but still know how to
give hugs and kisses.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a
goofball.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have the real power cause
that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
3. They have to drive kids around all day.
What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
1. About 30 years
2. You can always count on grandmas for candy. Sometimes moms don't
even have bread on them!
3. When mom says you can't have a popcicle before dinner grandma
says you can.
Describe the world's greatest mom?
1. She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
2. The greatest mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat aunts!
3. She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.
Is there anything about your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind
of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get
rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
did it and not me.
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