How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Border Collie: Just One. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp.

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, Me, Me!!!! PLEEEEEEZE let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEEZE, Please, Please?!?

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and made one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and the furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Beagle: You talkin' to ME?

Chihuahua: Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear, and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...